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Zol Interbottom
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Posted - 2014.05.24 04:40:00 -
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G'day Gevlon, I'm from the Blimp Requisition Services, are you an aerial vehicle by any chance?
I would like to offer my services as a professional blimp technician and parts wholesaler, for the price of only 10bil ISK i will sabotage the competition with low quality blimp parts and ensure that you are the only blimp coasting through the empty skies, for another 30b i will be able to install a brand new airframe and a complete helium restocking to ensure that you are feeling fresh and blimpy for the foreseeable future.
Please PM me with details of your current hanger and planned flight dates to ensure that you are safe from any accidents.
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:I wonder when a Goon rep is going to pop in offering money for people to awox Goblin instead.
Are you implying that Gevlon would actually undock from station, let alone join a corporation.
"If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba |
Zol Interbottom
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Posted - 2014.05.24 06:42:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Imagine their tears when not only their precious ship is dead, but a damn pubbie shitlord is celebrated. Will they cry harder than the miners when the New Order ganks them and praises James? Will they start threads to ban this form of griefing? How many fields of the miner bingo will be completed?
The thing you guys don't get is 20B is a sum I can spend on some silly stuff just to **** off Goons. Actually I got this money thanks to some guy typing two extra zeros. I don't have to put a serious thought behind it. I could just send it to the alliance who is responsible for the most Goon losses on the top page of the killboard. Considering the amount of tears on this forum, I already got enough value for that money.
You do know that you could fund an entire expedition to outright destroy the goons and wipe CFC off of the doughnut and the only person crying would be their renters, The Mittani would probably blow a gasket back that would be hilarious anyway, the only person making a deal about this is you ya blimp.
No one gives a **** about you crying for attention with your little fight against the big bad goons and your bounty on a titan pilot.
If 20 billion is no issue to you i want you to sit around Jita in a pod with that much in implants in and let me blow you to tiny pieces, then we will see how little 20 billion ISK is.
You have virtually unlimited funds and somehow i guarantee you that with my less than 600 million total ISK ever i have enjoyed EVE more than you have.
"If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba |
Zol Interbottom
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Posted - 2014.06.02 22:42:00 -
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Oh god his latest blog post is talking about welfare. In videogames.
Why.
And defending NuWoW while at the same time defending the "hardcore" audience that basically ruined old WoW anyway.
AND advocating giving things to people that fail horribly due to their own stupidity, while at the same time calling them idiots and putting them in a corner, and as a person that fails horrible on every occasion I am deeply offended by this.
Not to forget the eunuch and social retardation theories.
If Gevlon wants to do something positive that isn't just stroking his own ego he should use his space money to create a reimbursement fund for all highsec players and show the big bad evil goons and all the other undesirables that they can't do anything.
"If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba |
Zol Interbottom
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Posted - 2014.06.03 13:39:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Zol Interbottom wrote:
If Gevlon wants to do something positive that isn't just stroking his own ego he should use his space money to create a reimbursement fund for all highsec players and show the big bad evil goons and all the other undesirables that they can't do anything.
Why should I reimburse dumbs who lost their zero tank hulks and 2B pods to a single Catalyst? That was a well deserved loss. I wouldn't even reimburse freighters lost to Goons during Burn Jita, because flying a (non-bait) freighter to Burn Jita is dumb. Morons and slackers should lose in games or play alone with some irrelevant feature. Goons (or anyone) destroying the ships of bad players isn't evil or wrong, it's playing EVE properly. I consider Goons evil because they teach the ignorant two bad things, which will forever lock them into dumbness: * You don't need to get better, just need to find friends who carry you * It doesn't matter if you get better, the big and strong Goons can do whatever they want with you anyway These are being proven wrong with every CFC wreck. A titan wreck would fit well to the collection
The goons have lost more ships then they could possibly care about and have the history to prove it, you aren't doing ANYTHING productive, making a big fuss and flaunting your money is not going to stop the evil goons, it is not going to make you any friends or allies, which is sort of an important thing in this game.
Winning hearts and minds should be your goal, you don't have the numbers or skill to put up a fight and your money certainly can't win it either. You need the dumbs, the dumbs do all the work hard work if you lead them to the right places, money and posturing will not win anything.
If you want to win you better get your hands dirty, rally the troops, possibly eat up as many old disenfranchised groups as you can, anyone with a bone to pick with the goons would be handy too.
If anything, they could be the good guys considering they are basically space communists and your the capitalist aggressor trying to disrupt the good thing that's going on for everyone involved.
**** it, I'm starting my own grr goons and grr gevlon group, GGGG.
"If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba |
Zol Interbottom
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Posted - 2014.06.04 03:02:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Zol Interbottom wrote:The goons have lost more ships then they could possibly care about and have the history to prove it, you aren't doing ANYTHING productive Actually not. If you check the killboard statistics, you'll see that the average GSF pilot lost 700M (0.7B, not mistype) in 2013. Yes, that's a whole year. Sure it's still near a trillion for GSF every month, since there are awful lot of them, but it's not an unreachable number.
Killboard statistics are not a good metric of success against most null groups, considering they have what is essentially a giant money printer.
If you want to hurt them you would need to burn their sov, smash their moons and massacre their renters, then you might start getting somewhere. If you are going to just try and out money them you wont have a chance.
"If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba |
Zol Interbottom
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Posted - 2014.06.05 05:39:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Zol Interbottom wrote:If you want to hurt them you would need to burn their sov, smash their moons and massacre their renters, then you might start getting somewhere. If you are going to just try and out money them you wont have a chance. So you think that the damage they suffered in 2013 is insignificant to them. Then why don't they went to more wars? Or fielded decent ships instead of bombless bombers?
The damage suffered in 2013 wasn't permanent or crippling from what we can currently see, throwing more bodies into the grinder is their entire bloody MO if you haven't noticed.
Their bombers also happened to work fairly well, so don't count out the unconventional.
You are still looking at this as a numbers game, it isn't.
This is hardcore forum PVP and an intergalactic **** measuring contest.
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Zol Interbottom
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Posted - 2014.06.06 02:32:00 -
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STOP FLAUNTING YOUR SPACE MONEY IN MY FACE I'M HERE TO WATCH GEVLON BURN HIS
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Zol Interbottom
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Posted - 2014.06.06 06:07:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:This case the project I brought together cost 12.3% of the total losses of the CFC over a year. 0.123*40811 = 5020. So I'm all alone (as I have no friends everything I do I do alone) holding the line against 5000 dudes. I can live with that "failure".
Now you are probably wondering which calculation is wrong, yours or mine. Actually neither. The key is in bombless bombers. The average CFC members are so damn poor (or so inactive or simply an alt) that losing an assault frig every 5 months hurt them.
You haven't brought any losses against the goons, you haven't done ****, you've given people an easy payday for a few goodfights and made an insubstantial amount of damage against the ebil goonz.
You haven't failed anything because that would imply that you were actually going to do something in the first place.
And the fact that you keep harping on about the bombers shows that you don't know how to adapt to a situation.
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Zol Interbottom
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Posted - 2014.06.08 07:39:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Casper Khamez wrote:Gevlon, shine on you crazy diamond. I'm gonna find a CFC alliance to join I'd suggest The Bastion, maybe FCON or CO2. They are very "active" in highsec. I'd also suggest Goons, but your blood isn't pure enough for that.
The barrier to entry isn't that high, how hard is it to start a SA account and wait a little.
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